Oh iPhone, How I Love Thee - By Eric D. Wills

It was a warm spring day. Birds were chirping, the breeze was blowing. I walked into the AT&T store not knowing what to expect but with my mind intent on giving you a try.

We had one previous encounter when you first came to town. I saw you, touched you, but wasn’t impressed. I went around bragging on my love affair with halleberry and how it pleased me to touch her buttons and stroke her trackball. Thoughts of you were always in the back of my mind but me and my berry went so far back, shared so many precious memories together.

But this one day it all changed. You turned my world upside down. I decided to give you a chance and I don’t regret it. I signed the papers and you were mine. I rushed home to be with you. I touched you in a way that was never even possible with halleberry. I slid my fingers across your smooth surface and slowly inserted my headphones. I remember the first time like it was yesterday.

What you have to offer on the inside is just as beautiful as you are on the outside. Think of all the memories we’ll share together, 16 gigabytes worth. Oh iPhone, how I love thee.